RPG Gaming with Sub-Standard Gamers

Sub-Standard RPG Gaming Site

An on-line RPG gaming resource and repository for the weird

"Okay.. You now have a Plunger stuck to your Forehead. I'm so glad that I run a serious ShadowRun game."

Said by me, to my gaming group during an errant time of in-party tension.

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My Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Why do the Gods hate me so...


And just recently


WTF? Seriously... WTF?

From a friend:


Is there a fortune cookie writter who likes Sci-Fi?

"The goodness of a true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability"

- Edgar Allen Poe

Online Gaming Resources

Resources that general Gamers can use in a multitude of games or in life in General.


RPG Quotes and Humor:
Humoruos quotes from games I have been in, interesting magic items and a new use for that boring old spell, skill or super power.

Unwritten Rules of Gaming:
The rules of gaming that aren't in any Player's Guide or DMG.

Net Guide to Modern Firearms:
A Mirror to the very well done original. I've added my opinions on a few of the rules. A Good resource for all things that go Bang.

RPG Recipes:
Easy recipes that you can make and feed the gaming group.

RPG Motivational Posters:
Because sometimes you have to be motivated enough to let the dice screw you.

RPG Quotes and Humor

Unwritten Rules of Gaming

Firearms Reference Guide

RPG Recipes, Feeding the Geek

RPG Motivational Posters

General Weirdness and Observations

A place for my rant, observations and other wastes of time, HTML code and Bandwidth.


God I love Japan! I'll have the Godzilla sized Sapporo, Please.

Bitter K's Gundam Seed Destiny Episode Guide:
Rants and Questions about the episodes of Gundam Seed Destiny. Some Spoilers.

Gundam, A Beginner's Guide:
A slightly venomus guide to the Gundam universe.

Sub-Standard Superheros:
A hall of fame of Super Heros, villians, and associates lucky enough to be Sub-Standard.

My Little Pony: black Ops, The RPG:
An RPG that finally allows you to play in the crime ridden underbelly of My Little Pony.

The Disney Experience:
What Can you learn on a week long trip to Disney Word. The second happiest place on Earth.

The Sound of Gaming:
A bizzare fever dream-esque musical that really shouldn't have been made by someone who has no concept of beat or rhythm.

BattleTech 90210:
A series of posts off Sarna Net that spoofs the soap opera nature of the Battletech novels.

Gundam Seed Destiny episodes

Gundam, A Beginner's Guide

Sub-standard Superheros

MY Little Pony: Black Ops

The Disney Experience

The Sound of Gaming, a Musical

Battletech 90210

Games I need to run. Right Now!

My Specific Games

These are pages for games I'm in in real life, on-line and in the past. It's more of a resource for me and the people I game with.


On-line RPG Games:
Resource pages to the current RPG by e-mail games I play with a friend up North.

Current RPG Games:
Resourse Pages to the current games I play, and run, with my physical (and imaginary) friends.

Past Games:
A walk down memory lane of past games. Synopsis and pages moved from the Current pages.

Ghost of RPG Games Future:
Ebbenezer Scrooge.... Save Versus Death....

On-line RPG games

Current RPG games

Past RPG Games

As Seen on Sluggy Freelance!!! (1/16/06)


Kitten Arny Hey Defenders! Remember how I said I'd eventually upload those Dragon*con 2004 pictures? Well, I did!

But while I was going through those pictures, I found this picture of a guy whose name I've forgotten (because I'm a bad, bad, naughty assistant) but will always remember as The Kitten Arny Guy [TM]! We'll call him KAG. Hi KAG! If you're reading this, we just wanted to give you what is known as 'the mad props.' (Which, looking at the picture, I think you may already have...)

KAG walked up to our table at D*C in full Arny costume, and left our jaws on the floor. Not only is it a fully complete arny outfit complete with sproinging kitten toys, he even had a kitten flying around his head. And when I say "flying around his head", I mean literally. He flicked a switch, and the kitten flew circles around his head. I am not making this up.

(Pete? Back me up please?)

PETE ADDS: What was cooler was how he struck a defensive pose brandishing his tuna-tipped shotgun at the flying kitten buzzing around his head. *sniff* It was beautiful.

Anyway, I just wanted to share this picture with all the Sluggites, because it brightened my day right up! :) 


After the Dot Com bubble burst, even mascots had to find work.



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