Flaming-Os |
A wholesome Breaskfast Cereal the kids will love. It is made from whole grain oats, nitrogen rich wheat Gluten and a bunch of chemicals that you can't pronounce, means its got to be good for your growing super kid. Lightly frosted (lightly, as in instant diabetic coma). Contains marshmallow chunks that you can pretend are actually in the shapes of your favorite Flamigo Superheros. |
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Flamingo Action Figures |
Action figures for your favorite Flamingo Heroes. All have Kung-Fu grip. Twilight Figure is semi-transparent. Great Machine figure shoots small foam missile. D.O.T. comes with sevear realistic tools. Skid Figure has wheels in the feet. Visage has several removable faces and changes color in the sun. 7-Zark-7 is their wise cracking computer. And Shadow Minion is one of Twilights helpful shadowy friends. Cases contain 37 random figures (and by random we mean 95% of them are the left over chunks of plastic from the machine that we dipped in black paint and called them a Shadow Minion). |
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Heiling Tower Playset |
The amazing layer of the Flamigo Heroes. Back opens to reveal sleeping rooms, science lab, meeting room, garage and miles of cubical mazes for the mindless worker drones. The set has an emergency escape slide, motion detection alarm, lights and buzzers, and even makes real coffee. Scalding hot water not included. |
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Ditch Witch Playset (Motorized) |
D.O.T.'s trusty companion and Flamingo's pursuit vehicle of choice (not really). Playset has construction cones and signs. Lift bucket and Entrencher really move. But, better yet, it moves in both forward and reverse. Delight as it reachs scale speeds of 3 MPH (Considering the scale, you probably should consider it immobile). Requires one 12 volt lead acid battery, sold seperately. |
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Flamingo Fruit Snacks |
Yum. Individually wrapped pieces of vaguely fruit flavored polyethelyene plastic sheets rolled into individual, snack size, wrappers. Each piece has one of the Flamingo members painted on it with a nutritous lead based flavo-ink. |
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Flamingo Halloween Costumes |
You too can pretend you are a member of Flamingo with these authentic halloween costumes. The main piece of each costume is made of 100% cotton/Rayon blend that is treated with a kerosene and pitch coating to repell water, just like turn of the century circus tents. The designs are painted on with a durable magnesium and aluminum oxide blend. The Helmets are made of 100% polypropelene plastic that is over 3 mils thick, thicker than a garbage bag, for years of use. plus, the helemts have semitransparent pastic viewports that eliminate the need for eye, mouth or nose holes. An elastic cord firmly attaches the helmet to the neck. Adult sizes also available. |
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A Real, live Monkey |
Have endless fun with your own Monkey. An authentic African Chimpanzee branded with the Flamingo logo. They are almost as smart as a two year old child with out the plesant attitude. It's way smarter than a dog and bites twice as hard. Wow your friends with its 3 inch long incisors that drip with simian Rota-virus (which is harmless to humans unless the virus enters a mucous mebrane, scratch, cut or bite wound). Also, they are 10 times as strong as humans. You can train him to carry heavy loads for you (like your school books) or rip your arm completely out of your socket and beat you to death with it. Fully trainable (but not likely). Amuse your friends. Fling poo at your sister. |
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